Not everyone is interested in being held “responsible” for this episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Dorit moved from her sumptuous house. Fortunately, this new $ 6 million house is MUCH more kid friendly (LOL) and is definitely their forever home. It turns out the new house is in Dorit’s name and Dorit’s name only. I like it when package jump into the interview to explain. And I really like it when there’s a double scream at Presentation of reality during said explanation.
Basically, PK was a great businessman, but then “the credit crunch?” (That’s what I could guess from his crazy accent) caused his finances to collapse. Dorit is upset that she is now embroiled in PK’s mess and that she has to constantly defend her husband. When asked during their interview if they were crooks, PK simply states that he cannot spend his life engaging in negative energy. # deviate.
Garcelle bring her daughter, Ali landry, to its future new cradle. As Garcelle explains, it was time for her to change her life after her divorce. Garcelle is overjoyed to be fresh, but becomes emotional as she discusses how her marriage fell apart. Garcelle’s husband has had a five-year affair, and although she’s been going through a rough time after exposing her husband through a leaked email, now is Garcelle’s time to shine.
Rinna meeting with Teddi to walk around and talk. Rinna admits that she doesn’t think her daughter, Amelie, can cut off the whole business of “leaving for college” in New York. Amelia is in a spiral – between missing lessons, her anxiety, recover of her eating disorder and because she is the child of popular nobody, things don’t seem so hot. Looks like Rinna is more concerned with how the audience sees HER than with her daughter who was not doing well in school. Teddi tries to make sense of this jester, but it’s kind of like trying to break through a wall.
If only Sutton knew how much Kyle slaughtered his name by asking for their reserved table. For a lady who laughed at everyone in sequins during fashion week, it’s funny Sutton rocking them for her dinner with Kyle. Kyle is still working on fashion stuff in the city and is grateful to have Sutton to keep her entertained. Sutton suggests that Kyle call his line “yacht clothing,” like everyone has a yacht to wear this shit on. Sutton is so out of touch with reality…
Then Sutton explains to Kyle how great his life has been since his divorce. She loves to do what she wants when she wants, and that includes opening her own store. It’ll be open in about five days, and she asks Kyle to do a trunk display in his store. Best friends in the making?
Back in Cali, Denise shares with her husband, Aaron, all most recent Charlie sheen drama. Charlie doesn’t want to pay child support, so the hearing is set for November, and Denise fears it. Denise prefers to protect her daughters from all the negativity Charlie can cause, but she finds it hard to pretend in pain. Denise walks around with a hernia. As if she needed another problem in her life right now.
The new friendships on this show are hilarious. Cue Garcelle and Erika meeting for breakfast. They make small talk about their families. Garcelle shares that she is gonna be a grandmother – exciting news that make these ladies laugh out loud because really, who wants to be a grandma in Beverly Hills, alright?
When Garcelle discovers that Erika’s husband, To M, is 80 years old, you can tell his mind is blown away. Sex is ‘good’, according to Erika, but I mean, she must be doing something right because they’ve been married for 20 years. Garcelle explains that she is not dating at the moment because she has a big package that includes two children. In a rare moment, Erika becomes emotional while discussing Tom, but she returns when she decides that they also need to find Garcelle a billionaire husband.
Teddi is having a “responsibility retreat” and has invited all the ladies. No one, I repeat, no one is excited by this invitation. I mean, who really wants to be part of a fitness / nutrition weekend…? Certainly not these women. They don’t do fitness. That’s what surgery is for. Duh.
It’s Denise’s day of surgery and she’s very nervous about going down. She starts wandering over and over again Aaron about the fact that she’s not ready to leave her kids, but before you know it Denise is out of surgery and fucked up on the drugs. What was going on with all that “time travel” schtick !?
Erika landed a role in Chicago on Broadway! It’s pretty high time. She is officially getting ready for New York and getting ready to take on her role as Roxie. When Tom tells Erika he’s proud of her, Erika becomes all undermined again and I can’t help but wonder what happened to the hard ass from seasons past? Sheesh… what sweetness.
The next day, Denise feels pretty shabby after the six hour procedure. Denise is lucky to have Aaron, because he’s been waiting for her like crazy. Makes me wonder why she would would have thrown it all away for Brandi glanville. MDR. When Rinna faces her, it’s both terrifying and painful, as Rinna isn’t wearing any makeup and her voice sounds like fingernails on a painting. OK SR, Rinna wants to make sure Denise has pills to make herself feel better. I mean, do you remember his Ziploc ?!
It’s the opening night of the Sutton store and the ladies are ready to move (minus Denise and East Coast Kyle). Rinna and Teddi travel together and Rinna actually reveals that she missed Teddi’s retirement. Rinna suggests that Teddi clearly sets his expectations and directly laughs at retirement. Teddi doesn’t take it very well, though he keeps repeating that she doesn’t care who in the group actually attends.
The Sutton store opening party is quite opulent. As Sutton says, it’s like her marriage… to herself. Not to steal Sutton’s thunder or anything, but Erika announces that she will be playing Roxie Hart at this exact moment. Not to steal the show from Erika, but Rinna reminds us that she played this role in 2007. I can’t with this lady.
Let’s talk about Miss Couture Sutton fangirling on the mayor of West Hollywood. Hilarious. We wonder, eh? While the ladies are chatting, Dorit lets Teddi know that she can do the retreat but only for about 14 minutes, or something. Teddi unraveled while trying to stay cool and said, “I really don’t care whether you come or not.” Teddi insists that she only wants the ladies to come if they really want to come. Flash info: nobody really wants to go. At all. Teddi tries to explain that “everyone’s support is not going to lift her” and now things are super awkward. So does that mean everyone’s off the hook now?
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